If you love something, set it free

parrot

If it comes back,
it will always be yours.
If it doesn't come back,
it was never yours to begin with.

tropical bird

But...
If it just sits in your living room,
messes up your stuff,
eats your food,
uses your telephone,
takes your money,
and doesn't appear to realize
that you had set it free...

guy

You either married it
or gave birth to it! funny faces


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