Hot Air Joke

hot air balloon

A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He lowers the balloon and spots a man down below.

He shouts down: "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"

The man below says: "You are in a balloon about 30 feet above this field."

"You must work in the computer field" says the balloonist.

"Yes I do" replies the man "How did you know?"

"Well, what you told me is technically correct, but of no use to anyone."

"You must be in management" replied the man below.

"Yes, I am, but how did you know?" asked the balloonist.

"Well, " said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are going, but you expect me to be able to help. You are in the same position you were before we met, but now it's my fault."



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