Jokes! Blondes...have more fun :)

Is it really true that blonds have more fun? Yes! but sadly they don't realize it! Why do blonds have a hard time working at a pharmacy? Because they wind up smashing the bottles when typing out the labels on them! What do you call a redhead sitting between two blondes? An interpreter! Why did the blonde write TGIF on her shoes? Toes Go In First!      ***You've Got Mail!*** A blonde went to her mail box several times way before it was time for the mailman to make his rounds. A neighbor noticed her repeated trips to the curb and asked if she was waiting for a special delivery. "No," she replied, "My computer keeps telling me I have mail."      ***Hot and Cold*** A blonde woman walks into a store. Curious about a shiny object, she asks, "What is that?" The store clerk responds, "It's a thermos." The blonde then asks, "What does it do?" The clerk says "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." So she buys one. The next day, she brings it to work with her. Her boss, also a blonde, asks, "What is that shiny object?" She replies "It's a thermos." He asks, "What does it do?" She says, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." He then asks, "What do you have in there?" "Two cups of coffee and a popsicle."      What did the blonde say when she opened the box of Cheerios? "Look Daddy doughnut seeds!" What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, she's got a grenade in her mouth! What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned during spring training! How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday!      A blond was driving her car to the Airport and when she saw a sign that said "Airport Left"...she went home. How do you know if a dumb blond works in your office? There is whiteout on the computer screen! Why do blondes have see-through lunch boxes? So they can tell if they are coming or going to work!

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