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  • IN A LAUNDROMAT: Automatic washing machines. Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.
  • IN A LONDON DEPARTMENT STORE: Bargain Basement Upstairs
  • IN AN OFFICE: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken.
  • IN ANOTHER OFFICE: After the tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.
  • ON A CHURCH DOOR: This is the gate of Heaven. Enter ye all by this door. (This door is kept locked because of the draft. Please use side entrance)
  • OUTSIDE A SECOND HAND SHOP: We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain.
  • NOTICE IN A DRY CLEANER'S WINDOW: Anyone leaving their garments here for more than 30 days will be disposed of.
  • IN A HEALTH FOOD SHOP WINDOW: Closed due to illness.
  • SPOTTED IN A SAFARI PARK: Elephants Please Stay In Your Car!
  • SEEN DURING A CONFERENCE: For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the first floor.
  • MESSAGE ON A LEAFLET: If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.
  • ON A REPAIR SHOP DOOR: We can repair anything (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)
  • SPOTTED IN A TOILET IN A LONDON OFFICE BLOCK: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.
  • SPOTTED ON A SIGN IN SCOTLAND: Eat here and you'll never live to regret it.
  • POSTED AT A TOTAL BODY FITNESS SHOP: Satisfaction guaranteed in 30 days...or your old body refunded!


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