Saint Patrick's Day Humor
Q. Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
A. Regular rocks are too heavy.
Q. Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A. Because they're always a little short.
Q. Why do leprechauns have pots o'gold?
A. They like to "go" first class!
Q. How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?
A. He's Dublin over with laughter!
Q. What's Irish and stays out all night?
A. Patty O'furniture!
Q. How did the Irish Jig get started?
A. Too much to drink and not enough restrooms!
Q. What do you call an Irishman who knows how to control his wife?
A. A bachelor.
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