- A CAT always hits the litter box.
- Better chance of training a CAT.
- No matter what your CAT drags into your house, you don't have to pretend you like it.
- You never have to spend time with your CAT's mother.
- If you ask enough times, a CAT may actually listen to you.
- A CAT purrs when you serve him dinner.
- You can de-claw a CAT...try to get a guy to clip his toe nails.
- It's okay if a CAT rubs up against your best friend.
- You don't have to worry about your CAT turn into a pig when you host a party.
- A CAT knows you're the key to his happiness...a man thinks he is.
- If a CAT jumps into your lap, a little light petting will satisfy him.