***Back Up!*** It was a sunny Saturday morning, and Mike was beginning his pre-shot routine, visualizing his upcoming shot when a voice came over the clubhouse speaker... "Would the gentleman on the Ladies tee please back up to the men's tee!" Mike was still deep in his routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption. Again the announcement - "Would the man on the women's tee kindly back up to the men's tee! Please!" Mike had had enough. He turned and shouted, "Would the announcer in the clubhouse kindly shut up and let me play my second shot!"
***Just Doin' What I'm Told!*** "You're going out to play golf again?" his wife complained. "I'm only doing under doctors orders." "Do I look stupid to you?!" "But its true," he said, while walking out the door. "He told me specifically that I should get some iron everyday."
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