A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show and
he's stopped in Connecticut for speeding. The state trooper smells alcohol on
his breath and then he sees an empty wine bottle on the floor, and he says, "Sir, have you been drinking?"
Four old Catholic women were having coffee. The first woman tells her friends..."My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him "Father"."
The second woman chirps, "My son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people call him "Your Grace"."
The third old woman says "My son is a Cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, he's called "Your Eminence"."
Since the fourth woman sips her coffee in silence, the first three give her this subtle "Well...?" look, so she says "My son is 6'2"; he has broad, square shoulders; he's terribly handsome and dresses very well. Whenever he walks into a room, women say "Oh, my God..."
Two Major League pitchers from the same team are in a terrible auto accident. Joe dies immediately, while Bob lives but goes into a coma. Three days later, Bob wakes up in his hospital room in the middle of the night. He looks down to the foot of his bed and sees the ghost of Joe hovering just above the floor.
"Joe," he shouts, "what happened?"
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