A motorist, after being bogged down in a muddy road, paid a passing farmer five dollars to pull him out with his tractor. After he was back on dry ground he said to the farmer,
"At those prices, I should think you would be pulling people out of the mud night and day."
"Can't" replied the farmer. "At night I haul water for the hole."
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