Jokes! Signs from God
Some new billboards are getting a lot of attention in Dallas. They are "God Speaks" billboards. The billboards are a simple black background with white text. No fine print or sponsoring organization is included. "Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game." -God "C'mon over and bring the kids." -God "What part of 'Thou Shalt Not...' didn't you understand?" -God "We need to talk." -God "Keep using my name in vain, and I'll make rush hour longer" -God "Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage." -God "That 'Love Thy Neighbor' thing.....I meant it." -God "I love you and you and you and you and..." -God "Will the road you're on get you to my place?" -God "Follow me." -God "Big bang theory? You've got to be kidding." -God "My way is the highway." -God "Need directions?" -God "You think it's hot here?" -God "Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test." -God "Do you have any idea where you're going?" -God (And maybe the best-for-last) "Don't make me come down there." -God
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